Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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