id be glad to
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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