I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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