OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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