I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Verdict: uncircumcised.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
