i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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