I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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