hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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