nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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