Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Congratulations! We have a period
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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