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This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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