I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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