Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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