I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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