dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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