my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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