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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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