none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You can't special order awesome
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
