just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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