You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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