problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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