If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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