I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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