Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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