I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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