Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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