Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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