How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm like, not good at living.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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