when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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