stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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