I'm so fucking centered right now
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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