Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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