hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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