You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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