i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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