I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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