girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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