he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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