i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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