my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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