I heard we made out
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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