I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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