...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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