It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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