Swine flu. Run for my life!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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