It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
did i walk over a car last night?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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