literally had 100 drinks last night.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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