he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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