Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
FUCK WHALES
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