Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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