So drunk its hurt
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
