Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
