I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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