He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
